How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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