She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Randomize
