My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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