You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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