It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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