I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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