the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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