Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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