Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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