is your mom at the bar?
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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