you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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