awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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