So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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