Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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