remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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