i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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