Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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