You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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