not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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