We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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