I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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