He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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