absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
So vagazzling was a success
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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