then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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