I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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