my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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