I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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