Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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