You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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