To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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