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Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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