I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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