my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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