Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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