dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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