if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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