i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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