covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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