But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Even my vagina gasped.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
