I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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