i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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