Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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