distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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