Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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