the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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