I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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