Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
3 2 1 whiskey
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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