doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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