what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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