Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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