I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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