She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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