I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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