My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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