I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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